Julia: Where's the hand saw?
Sloan: reading a book Um, no way.
Julia: BABAY I've been thinking about it and I want to saw the book case in half and stack the two halves next to each other.
Sloan: Nope. It won't happen.
Julia: Yes. It will happen. Where is the saw?
Sloan: I'm not telling you because I don't support this. We JUST bought that bookcase and it looks fine.
Julia: digging through his tool box AHA! Found it.
Sloan: You don't understand. Even if you have the strength to do it, it's not going to be straight. Sawing isn't as easy as it is in cartoons.
Julia: goes into the other room and saws. and saws. for like an hour. then stacks the two halves next to each other with a dishtowel shoved under the corner of one. which also has two broken shelves now.
Sloan: walks in BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Julia: sheepish and sweaty Are you mad? Are you insane with anger?
Sloan: This looks worse than what I was picturing. HEY I HAVE AN IDEA! Let's saw the tv in half! It would be innovative and stylish!
Julia: I get it. I'm an idiot.
Sloan: Ooooh, or we could saw the jeep in half and have TWO CARS!!
Julia: walks away...and another shelf falls out of the bookcase