WHO'S READY FOR SOME SLOAN TIDBITS?
...turning to me dramatically, then saying in an assertive and serious manner, "Giddyup"--much like I would imagine a police officer saying before busting down a door during a scene from some gritty crime drama. This typically happens after we have both been quiet for a while.
...saying "Where you at?" in a rapper voice when he means, "What are you thinking about?"
...scratching out words on my magazine covers and replacing them, like this week's "The
...throwing his hands back and saying, "Whoa! Calm down! Rein it in!" whenever I do something resembling not sleeping (such as laugh, stand up, sit down, or talk to him).
...secretly adding the Zach Efron biography video to our Netflix queue and constantly confronting me about "my new crush."
...saying things to inflame me, then waiting patiently until I either react or leave:
Julia: You're my little sweetie pie. *kiss*
Sloan: And you're my little MEATY pie! *grabs Julia's thigh and jiggles it*
Sloan: *wiggles eyebrows*
Sloan: Teh. Heh.
Julia: *walks away*