Greetings! We're in the land of Hardee's and Kroger, which also means we're in the land of BABIES! This year, our two stars are babies Josh and Carter, cousins that are a few months apart.
Baby Josh looks suspiciously like a precious moments doll, and could probably conjure up excitement out of antimatter itself, if it came down to it. Behold:
Then, there is baby Carter, a child with ice in his veins, cool as a cucumber. We can strap him into a high chair and he will calmly sit there for approximately 20 minutes. Without food. Just...sitting there. Due to his stoicism and utter unflappability, his nickname is Mr. President.