Sloan: Hey, I brought something home that your dad is gonna love.
Sloan: *thunk* A summer sausage. The family I home teach gave it to me.
Julia: *pause* This thing is...big. Is this normal?
Sloan: I don't know if it's totally normal for a sausage to be three pounds, but it's not that big.
Julia: I mean, look at this thing! It's three times bigger than a can of soup!
Sloan: Hmm. Look at that.
Julia: It's taller than the microwave!!
Sloan: Well it's not like microwaves are especially tall. That's why I can't have warm syrup!
Julia: It's longer than my curling iron!!
Sloan: How did we end up in the bathroom?
Julia: It's bigger than my jewelry box!!
Sloan: ...and now we're in the bedroom. Did we walk in here?
Julia: IT CAN'T EVEN FIT IN MY NIGHTSTAND!
Sloan: Because I don't remember walking into the bedroom...
Julia: Your ski boots! It's just as tall!!
Sloan: Is this closet even in our apartment! Are we in Seattle?
Julia: It's as tall as our wreath! POM PONS! POM PONS!
Get ready, Moore family, because we're packing this thing into our luggage for an extra special Moore Family Christmas!!!