The Rehders in their element(s): Ward being uncooperative, Julia being pretty, and Sloan straight up creepin.
|Take One: Big nose and fright face.|
|Take Two: Fat face and sheer panic.|
|Gestational meltdown at the Arby's drive through|
(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY HAVE
THREE APPLE TURNOVERS LEFT)
|He just wanted to touch Ward's soft hair.|
|What we see 75% of the time we |
FaceTime with Pam
|I like to sleep in the same way I like to |
|Taking my trip on the labor train.|
|Matt relaxes while Kenley looks like a tsunami |
washed her onto shore.
|Me, 20 pounds ago.|
|You can't tell, but his laxative just kicked in.|
Wash Sloan's work shirts.
Get the mail.
Don't cry while watching Dr. Phil.
Seriously just get the mail it's not that far.
Give Ward a bath.
Read parenting book.
Send check to insurance company.
Put clothes on top of washer.
Don't get the mail.
Do not enter kitchen. All day.
Cry watching Sarah McLachlan dog commercial.
I don't want to have to put on my bra and shoes just
to go get the mail so get off my back okay.
Smell Ward's armpits (no stink!) Call it good.
Google Judge Alex.
Write letter to Judge Alex.
|Sorry, baby. Cruel joke. Go back to sleep...|
|DO YOU LIKE|
|METHINKS YOU DO|
|IT AIN'T MY BURFDAY BUT I GOT MAH |
NAME ON THE CAKE - LIL WAYNE
|WHIMSICAL MUUMUU FROM A|
|FOODS TASTE BETTER!|
|RELIGIONS ARE TRUER!|
|PHONES RING CLEARER|