Wash Sloan's work shirts.
Get the mail.
Don't cry while watching Dr. Phil.
Seriously just get the mail it's not that far.
Give Ward a bath.
Read parenting book.
Send check to insurance company.
Put clothes on top of washer.
Don't get the mail.
Do not enter kitchen. All day.
Cry watching Sarah McLachlan dog commercial.
I don't want to have to put on my bra and shoes just
to go get the mail so get off my back okay.
Smell Ward's armpits (no stink!) Call it good.
Google Judge Alex.
Write letter to Judge Alex.