However, a few days later, I realized that no one is the boss of me! Except for my boss, and I don't think he reads this anyway, so BABY ON BOARD!!
Some things about my babyman:
- He loves baths. LOVES them. L.O.V.E.S.T.H.E.M.
- He thinks Sloan is hilarious and he basically just knows that I...exist.
- He smells pretty gross most of the time.
- His jowls know no bounds.
- He snorts a lot.
- He's the Michael Jordan of farts.