Sunday, October 9, 2011

Yarn ≥ Meth


Sloan: *walks in front door* Hey bab--oh my...yarn.
Julia: DID SOMEONE SAY YARN?? *fist pump* YARN! YARN! YARN!
Sloan: You've been busy...
Julia: *still fist pumping* YARN WREATH! YARN WREATH!
Sloan: I see that. It's very cute.
Julia: *singing* MY YARN WREATH BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARRRD. *dancing with yarn wreath*
Sloan: Okay, just calm--
Julia: AND THEEEY'RE LIKE...IT'SBETTERTHANYARRRN
Sloan: Just--
Julia: *wearing yarn wreath around neck* DAMN RIGHT IT'SBETTERTHANYARRRRN. I COULD YARN YOU, BUTI'DHAVETOYARRRRN.
Sloan: You need to sto--
Julia:  *Shania Twain impersonation* MAN! I YARN LIKE A WUMAN! *tips yarn wreath like cowboy hat*
Sloan: Where is our baby?
Julia: *Snoop Dogg impression* SMOKE YARN EVERYDAY.
Sloan: Why is Ward asleep in your yarn basket?
Julia: *slow air guitar* DROVE MAH CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS YARN.
Sloan: And where are your pants?
Julia: *asleep on floor*

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