Wednesday, December 28, 2011

What No One Told Me About Owning My Own Baby

  • Your baby will constantly try to French kiss you.
  • You will pick your baby's nose a lot.
  • Your baby will fart on your hand when you're holding him and you're not allowed to drop him.
  • Your baby will sneeze on your face.
  • Your baby won't act any differently during the moments leading up to a major barf. A surprise every time.


  1. You know what though? all those things make me all happy inside. I just love my babies.

  2. Ah, just wait until he starts french kissing himself in the mirror all day.
    That's all Grey does anymore.

  3. Picking baby boogers is the BEST. Just sayin'.