Wednesday, December 28, 2011

What No One Told Me About Owning My Own Baby

  • Your baby will constantly try to French kiss you.
  • You will pick your baby's nose a lot.
  • Your baby will fart on your hand when you're holding him and you're not allowed to drop him.
  • Your baby will sneeze on your face.
  • Your baby won't act any differently during the moments leading up to a major barf. A surprise every time.
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  2. You know what though? all those things make me all happy inside. I just love my babies.

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  3. Ah, just wait until he starts french kissing himself in the mirror all day.
    That's all Grey does anymore.

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  4. Picking baby boogers is the BEST. Just sayin'.

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