Step 2: Cry a lot while teaching yourself from a book.
Step 3: Punch the wall.
Step 4: Get the hang of crocheting.
Step 5: Fall asleep on yarn pile.
Step 6: Put squares together and realize you've spent three weeks on a "quilt" that's more the size of a poncho. It's a quoncho.
Step 7: Cry some more.
Step 8: Add fringe.
Step 9: Wait until you're mostly done. Then take pictures.
Lots of pictures.
If there's one thing you've learned from Etsy, it's that a quoncho is only as good as the surface upon which it is draped.
Drape that quoncho.
Keep draping, it'll look good sooner or later.
DON'T STOP NOW.