|Can you figure out which one she is? Wild guess.|
Mikyn is really just the perfect target for my
(Don't mind the watermark. I meant for it to be there. DID YOU HEAR THAT, PICTURECOLLAGESOFTWARE.COM? I DON'T MIND THE WATERMARK. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO UPGRADE FROM MY TRIAL VERSION.)
Anyhooooo, when Mikyn hangs out with Sloan and me, it's like she has a target on her forehead. Any story she tell us pretty much goes like this:
Mikyn: So when I was at Walmart yesterday--
Julia: OHMAHGAH! You went to Walmart?? You so crazy Mikyn! *googly eyes*
Sloan: Mikyn's gone wild! Goin to Walmart! *high fives Julia*
Mikyn: Um...anyway, when I was there, I saw this lady--
Sloan: *jumps up from couch* OH NO YOU DIDN'T. OH NO YOU DIDN'T. You saw a LADY??
Julia: *fake phone dial* Hello, 911? Did you know that there's a LADY loose at Walmart???
Sloan: Good one, baby! *high five*
Mikyn: Well, she was in line in front of me and--
Julia: *spits out drink* WHAT?!
Sloan: Whoa whoa whoa. WAIT. EVERYONE SHUT UP! *pause* *takes Mikyn by the shoulders* You were in LINE? BEHIND HER? *faints onto couch*
Mikyn: Geez, never mind.
Julia: Hey now, Mikyn! We're just teasing you... *goes in for hug*
Sloan: Yeah, we're just having a little fun. We're sorry. Continue on with your story, we're listening.
Mikyn: Oh, okay...sorry, I just...I don't know. No biggie. Anyway, so as the cashier was checking her out, this lady--
Julia: BORING. *flops onto floor snoring* Geez, Mikyn, are all of your stories about Walmart?
Sloan: Yeah! *high five*
You may be thinking that Sloan and I are over the top with Mikyn, but did I mention that she got a horse for Christmas one year? So...you know. Don't feel bad for her.