Sunday, June 17, 2012

Baby Information

Ward is almost one year old and, based on my experience, this is what one year old babies like to do:
  • One-year-olds like to cry
  • One-year-olds really like to cry
  • One-year-olds like to let out loud farts while they cry
  • One-year-olds like to eat cigarette butts at the park
  • One-year-olds like to chew on folded lawn chairs
  • One-year-olds like to stare in awkward amazement at black people, tall people, and people in wheelchairs
  • One-year-olds like to lick people's shoes during church
  • One-year-olds like to lick people's wheel chairs during church
Stay tuned for my blog post about Sloan, titled "Things That 27-Year-Olds Like to Do."

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