Sloan: There are so many deals!!
Julia: Sloan, it's 1:30 in the morning.
Sloan: I mean, look at this. Baby, turn over and look. Just turn over for a second.
Julia: *sigh* *turns over* And how are you just now hearing about Groupon?
Sloan: They're selling this awesome juicer for HALF of what it's worth! All you have to do is buy the thing on Groupon instead of in a store and you get it for $70 less!!
Sloan: And they have discounts on events, too! Like this Halloween race thing!
Sloan: What? Nothing. Oh, I mean, I could get this one for you if you want. I mean, you know, because you girls like this kind of stuff. Here, I'll just go ahead and get this one for you to use.
Julia: What the--
Sloan: Don't look! It's a surprise for you! You're gonna love it!