Sloan: You need to stop making gross jokes on your blog. You're more sophisticated than that.
Julia: You read my blog??
Sloan: Well, I usually avoid it, but it's been a pretty slow summer, so...
Julia: YES! And do you LOVE IT?
Sloan: What? No. That's what I'm trying to tell you! It's full of stupid jokes!
Julia: Oh come on, they aren't that bad. I mean, everything on there would be a lot funnier if I could use curse words, but our parents read it. So, unless you have better ideas, the farting and pooping and bikini waxes are here to stay.
Sloan: Fine, don't take my advice. But you're losing readers.
Julia: You not reading my blog doesn't count as "losing readers."
Sloan: ...well...it should.