Sloan: Ahem.*speaking into phone* It is Monday, August 27th, 2012. Dear Diary, hello. It is me, Sloan.
Julia: *staring at Sloan*
Sloan: Today was an okay day. The breakfast they served us at orientation was kind of gross, but they had a lot of hash browns, which was pretty cool.
Julia: *still staring at Sloan*
Sloan: *presses button on phone* BEEP *turns to Julia* Why are you staring at me? What is it?!
Julia: *perplexed* What are you doing?
Sloan: *exasperated* What does it look like I'm doing? I'm keeping an audio diary using my phone's recorder.
Julia: I can see that, I'm just wonder--
Sloan: *takes off glasses* If you can see that, then why did you ask?
Julia: *surprised* I don't know, I guess I was just--
Sloan: Sweetheart, I have a lot to cover in this journal entry. Can we talk about this later? *puts on glasses* BEEP Sorry diary, I'm back. Julia has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. I've been trying really hard to be patient though, so that's good.