Sunday, August 5, 2012

Sophistication

*toilet flush* 
Sloan: *comes out of bathroom* Oh man. That was rough. *sigh*
Julia: My poor little guy. You were in there for a while...do you feel better?
Sloan: Yeah. I had a lot of soft gloppers that time. And near the end, there was this one--
Julia: STOP IT RIGHT NOW
*silence*
Julia:What...is a soft glopper?
Sloan: Exactly what it sounds like.

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  1. You'd think I know you well enough to anticipate that when you say "for classy readers only," it's clearly just the opposite. But I guess what it really says about me is that I am presumptuous and consider myself so classy that the second I saw the title, I had to click it.

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