WARNING: This is all about farts. Discretion is advised.
The Scene: Julia and Sloan's bedroom at bedtime.
Julia: Sloan, gross! Don't fart in bed when I'm sharing a blanket with you! Now I'm wrapped in fart air!
Sloan: *fake snore*
Julia: *sigh* *lays head back down on pillow*
Sloan: *fake sleepy voice* Wha--? Babe, why did you wake me up? *sniff* Did you fart?
Julia: Don't rile me up right before bed! Now stop fart--
Julia: *angry face* *holding nose* QUIT IT.
Sloan: Whew! *wafting arm* Oh man, that one made my eyes water!
Julia: Please, just quit--
Sloan: *plappity plaaaph*
Julia: That one sounded like you were sitting in pudding! What is wrong with your bowels??
Sloan: Julia, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with farting! Not only is it natural but it's necessary! *BLORP*
Julia: *grabs Sloan's face* Stop. Farting.
Sloan: That one wasn't a fart! My foot slid in the bath tub earlier and it's just now making the sound! Haven't you heard of delayed auditory reflex?
Julia: *throws covers off* I cannot believe you are a real person.
Sloan: * faaaaart* Yow! *wafting arms* These farts are rollin' in the deep!
Julia: *takes pillow, gets out of bed*
Sloan: Hey babe, where ya going?? *glubt* I wanna cuddle!