A few things:
1. Putting text on this picture took me forever.
3. Where did that hemorrhoid cream come from?? Because, I mean, no one in THIS family gets hemorrhoids! *nervous laugh* DEFINITELY NOT ME OKAY *shifty eyes* NOT FROM GIVING BIRTH TO WARD.
4. Until I had Ward, I actually thought hemorrhoids were when your large intestine started falling out of your body and I always wondered WHY IS EVERYONE JUST TREATING THIS WITH A CREAM HOW IS THAT HELPING ANYTHING? But now I know better.
5. I'm sorry for taking this post in the direction that I did. Talking about hemorrhoids seemed like a bad idea but, inexplicably, I did it anyway.