So tonight I finally googled how to get more followers and everyone on the internet says I should do a blog giveaway where I make people subscribe to my blog and then one of them wins a prize and that way people will subscribe to my blog not because they really want to read it but because they want the prize and that's pretty much good enough. So, ladies and gentlemen, I am announcing my very own blog giveaway!
Okay...soooo, I'm doing a little more research here and I'm finding out that blog giveaways aren't really in the style of ancient gladiator battles? There's not really a fight-to-the-death part in all of this? I guess it's more just like a raffle or something. So instead of spending months training in spartan conditions, you just have to click my subscribe button and then you're just as likely to win as everyone else? Fun.
Anyway, the rules are: SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG BY JANUARY 31st AND YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED TO WIN ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PRIZES:
|An external hard drive!|
|Signed copy of Ulysses |
by James Joyce
|A baby named Ward!|
What's that, baby boy? Oh, no, I can't open that can of diced tomatoes for you right now.
|Oh, come on, Ward. You |
wouldn't like them anyway.
|They don't even taste good!|
|You're embarrassing mommy |
in front of all of these nice people!
|Don't you think you're overreacting |
just a little? Hehe! Kids, right?
|*angry whisper* Get a hold of yourself!|
AND IF YOU SHARE THIS POST ON FACEBOOK, YOU WILL BE ENTERED TWICE TO WIN! THAT'S TRIPLE THE ODDS!
AND IF YOU PIN THIS TO PINTEREST YOU WILL GET ENTERED IN THREE TIMES! THAT'S ALSO TRIPLE THE ODDS! SOMEHOW...
AND IF YOU TWEET THIS, I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT COUNTS BUT YOU CAN STILL DO IT IF YOU WANT!
GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY HUNTING AND THIS MEANS I'M GOING TO BE RICH SOON RIGHT!
PLEASE SAY RIGHT...?