(I know what you're thinking after reading that title: "...to defeat..THA HUNZZZ.")
Ahhh, after a nice holiday hiatus and an extra ten pounds, Mama's ready to tackle 2014! Here are a few of my resolutions:
Watch more television. I actually watch about seven hours a day already, so this one's gonna take a lot of commitment!
Wear my sports bra for the right reasons. I don't ever put on my sports bra because I'm about to work out, I put it on because my other bra must be in the washing machine. I suppose now is as good a time as ever to put it on in anticipation of...you know...exercise.
Like Doctor Who. I've been chasing the Dr. Who bandwagon for years now, but have yet to get close enough to jump on it. However, everyone in my life who (whom?) I consider cool loves that guy, so here's to watching more episodes in an effort to get hooked (also known as voluntary brainwashing)!
Cry less during sentimental moments in movies, and more during sentimental moments in real life. This is something that Ward is good at, so I really look to him for my crying cues. I don't know how he does it, but that kid remains stone cold whenever we watch team Jamaica carrying their bobsled across the finish line in Cool Runnings, which is something I consider a superhuman feat. He also does not give one hot damn about Aladdin's decision to feed those street orphans after all of the trouble he went through to steal his bread. Everyone else cries at that part, too, right? RIGHT.
Be an early riser. This is probably the dumbest of my resolutions, because why on earth would anyone get out of bed sooner than they absolutely have to (which, for me, is when I hear Ward breaking apart the slats of his crib)? However, it would be nice to wake up in a way other than having a four-pound soggy diaper plopped onto my face by a grinning two-year-old with dragon breath.
Eat less cheese. JUST KIDDING HAHA this is America and no communists are taking away MY cheese. VIVA LA CHEEZE.
So there ya go! Now I just gotta print out this list and hang it on--wait, it's JANUARY 16TH? When did THAT happen?
*sigh* Welp, too late for this year.
2015, I'm comin' for ya!